Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else’s toilet and the water keeps rising
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Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else’s toilet and the water keeps rising
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If the trick or treaters really want to scare me this year, then they should all dress up as Visa statements
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When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them
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Thank you for coming into my life. For letting me feel this love that I have for you. Because not everybody is as lucky as I am… To be loved by you!
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When a group of witches, ghosts, ho’s, drug dealers and bums show up on my doorstep, I know it must be Halloween, because our family reunion was in July
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I will be a nudist for Halloween. Costume problem solved.
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Asked her what she was going to be for Halloween. She said: “Single”
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Finally figured out I would just be «Awesome» for Halloween, but I realized I didn’t need a costume…just vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
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You know what I’m gonna be for Halloween this year…. DEPRESSED, just like every other holiday
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That awkward moment when you realize you look waaay better in your zombie slut costume than in your «sexy» Friday night outfit.
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