Its close enough to Halloween to decorate with minimal effort. Just throw a dead body in the middle of your yard
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Its close enough to Halloween to decorate with minimal effort. Just throw a dead body in the middle of your yard
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Never ever change your ringtone to an eerie or scary one around halloween because some idiot might call you in the middle of the night while you’re in a deep sleep. shit stains are difficult to get out of sheets.
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Wants to borrow your face for Halloween
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Be nice to your neighbors. They’re the only ones who’ll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams. Happy Halloween!
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The Good: you finally put together your Pamela Anderson costume. The Bad: your husband stole it. And the Ugly: It looks better on him.
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That awkward moment when you realize you look waaay better in your zombie slut costume than in your «sexy» Friday night outfit.
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Finally figured out I would just be «Awesome» for Halloween, but I realized I didn’t need a costume…just vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
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You know what I’m gonna be for Halloween this year…. DEPRESSED, just like every other holiday
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This Halloween, I think I’ll just set out a bit empty bowl that says «take one». That way all the kids will think some jerk took it all.
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Днём я не верю в призраков, а вот ночью…
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