The Good: you finally put together your Pamela Anderson costume. The Bad: your husband stole it. And the Ugly: It looks better on him.
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The Good: you finally put together your Pamela Anderson costume. The Bad: your husband stole it. And the Ugly: It looks better on him.
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That awkward moment when you realize you look waaay better in your zombie slut costume than in your «sexy» Friday night outfit.
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Finally figured out I would just be «Awesome» for Halloween, but I realized I didn’t need a costume…just vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
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Wants to borrow your face for Halloween
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Be nice to your neighbors. They’re the only ones who’ll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams. Happy Halloween!
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There are a lot of faces on here I’d like to borrow for my Halloween costume
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I will be a nudist for Halloween. Costume problem solved.
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Place your time and energy on someone who will add sunshine to your life. Life is too short to waste on the wrong one
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She loves Halloween because it’s the only day of the year her garden looks appropriately scary
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Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother
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