If you think about it, Halloween isn’t really that different than any other day, everyone’s still pretending to be someone or something they’re not.
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If you think about it, Halloween isn’t really that different than any other day, everyone’s still pretending to be someone or something they’re not.
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That awkward moment when you realize you look waaay better in your zombie slut costume than in your «sexy» Friday night outfit.
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Be nice to your neighbors. They’re the only ones who’ll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams. Happy Halloween!
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You know what I’m gonna be for Halloween this year…. DEPRESSED, just like every other holiday
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Every new day is another chance to change something in your life, every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have
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This Halloween, I think I’ll just set out a bit empty bowl that says «take one». That way all the kids will think some jerk took it all.
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If the trick or treaters really want to scare me this year, then they should all dress up as Visa statements
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She loves Halloween because it’s the only day of the year her garden looks appropriately scary
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Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us (Tim Burton)
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Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else’s toilet and the water keeps rising
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