That awkward moment when you realize you look waaay better in your zombie slut costume than in your «sexy» Friday night outfit.
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That awkward moment when you realize you look waaay better in your zombie slut costume than in your «sexy» Friday night outfit.
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The Good: you finally put together your Pamela Anderson costume. The Bad: your husband stole it. And the Ugly: It looks better on him.
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Never ever change your ringtone to an eerie or scary one around halloween because some idiot might call you in the middle of the night while you’re in a deep sleep. shit stains are difficult to get out of sheets.
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Every new day is another chance to change something in your life, every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have
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True love is when she talks non- stop and you are still interested in listening to her
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If you think about it, Halloween isn’t really that different than any other day, everyone’s still pretending to be someone or something they’re not.
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Wants to borrow your face for Halloween
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Be nice to your neighbors. They’re the only ones who’ll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams. Happy Halloween!
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I will love you forever until the end of time! No matter what you do! Cause you are my forever! And nothing you do will make my stop loving you
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Place your time and energy on someone who will add sunshine to your life. Life is too short to waste on the wrong one
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