This Halloween, I think I’ll just set out a bit empty bowl that says «take one». That way all the kids will think some jerk took it all.
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This Halloween, I think I’ll just set out a bit empty bowl that says «take one». That way all the kids will think some jerk took it all.
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Finally figured out I would just be «Awesome» for Halloween, but I realized I didn’t need a costume…just vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
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Never ever change your ringtone to an eerie or scary one around halloween because some idiot might call you in the middle of the night while you’re in a deep sleep. shit stains are difficult to get out of sheets.
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If the trick or treaters really want to scare me this year, then they should all dress up as Visa statements
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There are a few people that i would like to take trick or treating on a highway dressed in a deer costume
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When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them
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If you think about it, Halloween isn’t really that different than any other day, everyone’s still pretending to be someone or something they’re not.
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I will love you forever. No matter what happens I’ll be there. Distance couldn’t take us apart – it will make us closer. B’Coz true love waits & never surrenders
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I will be a nudist for Halloween. Costume problem solved.
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Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us (Tim Burton)
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