Halloween is coming… and you know what that means. An excuse for every girl to dress slutty and get away with it.
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Halloween is coming… and you know what that means. An excuse for every girl to dress slutty and get away with it.
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You know what I’m gonna be for Halloween this year…. DEPRESSED, just like every other holiday
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Every new day is another chance to change something in your life, every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have
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Never ever change your ringtone to an eerie or scary one around halloween because some idiot might call you in the middle of the night while you’re in a deep sleep. shit stains are difficult to get out of sheets.
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Asked her what she was going to be for Halloween. She said: “Single”
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Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us (Tim Burton)
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That awkward moment when you realize you look waaay better in your zombie slut costume than in your «sexy» Friday night outfit.
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There are a few people that i would like to take trick or treating on a highway dressed in a deer costume
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If the trick or treaters really want to scare me this year, then they should all dress up as Visa statements
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Be nice to your neighbors. They’re the only ones who’ll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams. Happy Halloween!
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