I will be a nudist for Halloween. Costume problem solved.
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I will be a nudist for Halloween. Costume problem solved.
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Finally figured out I would just be «Awesome» for Halloween, but I realized I didn’t need a costume…just vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
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There are a few people that i would like to take trick or treating on a highway dressed in a deer costume
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There are a lot of faces on here I’d like to borrow for my Halloween costume
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During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I'm a little more open-minded
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The Good: you finally put together your Pamela Anderson costume. The Bad: your husband stole it. And the Ugly: It looks better on him.
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When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them
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That awkward moment when you realize you look waaay better in your zombie slut costume than in your «sexy» Friday night outfit.
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Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else’s toilet and the water keeps rising
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When a group of witches, ghosts, ho’s, drug dealers and bums show up on my doorstep, I know it must be Halloween, because our family reunion was in July
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