I will be a nudist for Halloween. Costume problem solved.

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I will be a nudist for Halloween. Costume problem solved.
Finally figured out I would just be «Awesome» for Halloween, but I realized I didn’t need a costume…just vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
There are a few people that i would like to take trick or treating on a highway dressed in a deer costume
There are a lot of faces on here I’d like to borrow for my Halloween costume
During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I'm a little more open-minded
The Good: you finally put together your Pamela Anderson costume. The Bad: your husband stole it. And the Ugly: It looks better on him.
When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them
That awkward moment when you realize you look waaay better in your zombie slut costume than in your «sexy» Friday night outfit.
Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else’s toilet and the water keeps rising
When a group of witches, ghosts, ho’s, drug dealers and bums show up on my doorstep, I know it must be Halloween, because our family reunion was in July
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