Asked her what she was going to be for Halloween. She said: “Single”
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Asked her what she was going to be for Halloween. She said: “Single”
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She is going to show off her pumpkins this Halloween
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She loves Halloween because it’s the only day of the year her garden looks appropriately scary
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True love is when she talks non- stop and you are still interested in listening to her
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You know what I’m gonna be for Halloween this year…. DEPRESSED, just like every other holiday
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Halloween is coming… and you know what that means. An excuse for every girl to dress slutty and get away with it.
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Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else’s toilet and the water keeps rising
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Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother
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Wants to borrow your face for Halloween
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Finally figured out I would just be «Awesome» for Halloween, but I realized I didn’t need a costume…just vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
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