Wants to borrow your face for Halloween
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Wants to borrow your face for Halloween
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There are a lot of faces on here I’d like to borrow for my Halloween costume
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Be nice to your neighbors. They’re the only ones who’ll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams. Happy Halloween!
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Will be a 6 for Halloween. Who wants to be my 9?
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The Good: you finally put together your Pamela Anderson costume. The Bad: your husband stole it. And the Ugly: It looks better on him.
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That awkward moment when you realize you look waaay better in your zombie slut costume than in your «sexy» Friday night outfit.
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When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them
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If the trick or treaters really want to scare me this year, then they should all dress up as Visa statements
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Its close enough to Halloween to decorate with minimal effort. Just throw a dead body in the middle of your yard
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Never ever change your ringtone to an eerie or scary one around halloween because some idiot might call you in the middle of the night while you’re in a deep sleep. shit stains are difficult to get out of sheets.
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