She is going to show off her pumpkins this Halloween
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She is going to show off her pumpkins this Halloween
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She loves Halloween because it’s the only day of the year her garden looks appropriately scary
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When a group of witches, ghosts, ho’s, drug dealers and bums show up on my doorstep, I know it must be Halloween, because our family reunion was in July
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Wants to borrow your face for Halloween
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This Halloween, I think I’ll just set out a bit empty bowl that says «take one». That way all the kids will think some jerk took it all.
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